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Holiday Time, plus new quote and animated pic!

Wednesday, December 5, 2007 - 9:12 PM
[Update by Frog]

Hey, at least this year this site is actually working during Christmas time, so we actually have the opportunity to view the pretty lights during the holiday season. Unlike last year.

Furthermore, there is a new quote, and a new animated pic. My Thanksgiving photos are...well, not all that good, but just okay. Mostly because I'm a lousy photographer. Also, the photos are littered with despicable overuse of the middle finger, some of which is brought to you in this animated montage. I figured maybe I could manage to milk just a little bit of funny from the photos. Hope you enjoy.

New pic, plus a bonus double quote!

Wednesday, November 14, 2007 - 10:35 PM
[Update by Frog]

You may have already seen this week's picture on Facebook, but it was far too good to pass up using here.

Also, since both of today's quotes are amusing observations about the KFVS12 news crew, I figured I would go ahead and offer both of them in the same update, perhaps as some sort of peace offering for not making enough updates lately.

That's all for now. Stay tuned for more unmatched foolishness!

New pic and quote, per Brett's request.

Monday, October 29, 2007 - 11:38 PM
[Update by Frog]

Brett will be very happy to know there is a new pic and quote available for his perusal, as well as yours.

New blog to come later this week!

Website updated...again!

Wednesday, October 10, 2007 - 10:50 PM
[Update by Frog]

Twice within seven days. Extraordinary, no?

I don't have much else to say at the moment, unfortunately. Welp, back to work on whatever it is I do.

Website update!

Thursday, September 19, 2007 - 12:20 AM
[Update by Frog]

You probably thought there weren't going to be any more updates, since we went 73 weeks without one. (Un)fortunately, you were incorrect. Here is another update. Coincidentally, Jon Reno plays a part in both our new pic and quote.

I'll try to do a better job of preventing these lacks of updates from happening.

About time for a pic and quote.

Monday, August 27, 2007 - 10:16 PM
[Update by Frog]

Sorry about the long delay--my attention to the maintenance of websites has been skewed and spread thin as of late. But here is some good stuff to keep you appeased...er, entertained, rather.

You may start seeing some small changes around here in the coming days. The removal of my real name from the site, for one thing. There is a distinct, non-criminal-related reason for this, I assure you. You all know who I am, so it shouldn't be a big deal. If you really wanna know, ask me in person.

Enjoy your new pic and quote!

Transfer complete.

Sunday, August 12, 2007 - 6:25 PM
[Update by Frog]

If you can see this, it means the site transfer was successful.

Site restored?

Thursday, August 2, 2007 - 12:35 AM
[Update by Frog]

Mostly, anyway. Not everything is back, but almost everything. Although, I must warn you it's probably as restored as it's gonna get until it gets a new home, which will be soon.

New pic and quote.

Tuesday, July 17, 2007 - 12:18 AM
[Update by Frog]

I really don't have much to say in addition to the update. I would very much like to do a new blog entry this week, if there's time. Time seems to be a luxury I have less and less of all the time these days. But the truth of the matter is I'm probably just watching too many wrestling DVDs lately.

Also, FYI, I will be in Chicago from Friday until around 10 or so Sunday night, so if you come looking for me, that's where I'll probably be.

Brett Angry!

Sunday, July 1, 2007 - 11:59 PM
[Update by Frog]

Just look at him. He couldn't possibly be more upset about something. That scowl could clear an entire stadium, or maybe even scare disease right out of sick people.

And I miss it very much.

Also some quote from some guy named Cole Jenkins that's just...well, weird.

Happy Birthday Matt Shayphr Pic and Quote Update!

Sunday, June 10, 2007 - 11:30 PM
[Update by Frog]

A double dose of Matt Shayphr funniness on Matt Shayphr's birthday! Happy birthday, Matt! For the record, I did a kick-ass red-eye reduction job on that picture. Not that I wouldn't have if it wasn't Matt's birthday--I'm just saying.

On top of that, this pic and quote is actually coming to you on the day it's supposed to come to you--Sunday. You know, as opposed to Monday or Tuesday...or never. I wanted to start the week off right, for once.

Perhaps a blog later this week. Until then, via con Dios.

Memorial Day update.

Monday, May 28, 2007 - 11:50 AM
[Update by Frog]

I trust everyone is enjoying their Memorial Day holiday...assuming you are even awake at this moment. I can tell you I am the only one stirring in my house in these late morning hours. I wouldn't have minded sleeping a little longer, but I have a long to-do list of tasks and a day off that permits me to get some of these things done, so I got an early start.

One item on this to-do list was a pic and quote update, and here it is now--two disturbing additions to the site sure to give your Memorial Day the boost of raunch and innuendo it so sorely (no pun intended) needs.

My work here is done for the day. Off I go to get a number of other things done. Have a great holiday.

A productive update.

Monday, May 7, 2007 - 10:30 PM
[Update by Frog]

I hope you all still visit this website from time to time. Lord knows you shouldn't be with what little goes on here these days. But I hope you still do.

Tonight, you are receiving a new pic and quote. Also, a new feature has been added to the site in the form of the Calendar of Events. This handy tool allows you to see all of the upcoming scheduled events, such as BBBQs, softball games, and whatever else. If you would like to see an event added to the calendar, please contact me and I'll put it on there for you. But please, events should be relevant to the group as a whole. I'm not putting work schedules, birthdays (unless an event is planned for the birthday), or other personal items on here, or it's just going to get too crowded. The calendar is unfortunately pretty crude in appearance, but it will serve its purpose. Please check it regularly for updates.

Some old news was archived. I still need to archive the old weblog entries, though.

That's all I have tonight. Now I need to do a self evaluation of...myself. For my job.

A new picture and quote just for you.

Sunday, April 22, 2007 - 11:00 PM
[Update by Frog]

Quick (and late) update here before I go to bed in an attempt to get an unimaginable (for me) eight hours of sleep. A new pic and quote should be visible on the right-hand side of your screen. If you cannot see them, you have gone blind.

I really want to do a weblog this week, but we all know how that goes, so it's uncertain right now.

I'm pretty sure I haven't slept for a couple of days, and that is what I intend to do now. Goodnight.

New pic and quote delivered...FOR GREAT JUSTICE!

Wednesday, April 4, 2007 - 11:23 PM
[Update by Frog]

If you don't get it, you haven't been watching enough of The New Adventures of Captain S.

And just in time, as well. I was going to be mad at myself if I didn't follow through with the update I said I would make today. I'm pleased with both the pic and quote this time around. I think you'll enjoy them, too.

Not much else to report right now. Just got through watching the Cardinals build a modest 3-game losing streak. This team bats and fields worse than I do.

More updates coming later. Weblogs, hopefully.

New pic and quote and an explanation of the previous pic.

Sunday, March 18, 2007 - 10:XX PM
[Update by Frog]

All right. I'm actually at home and without company. I have no paperwork to do, no taxes to file, and no bills to pay, so I finally have time to make a website update. I hope you like it. And I hope to have a weblog entry written this week, as well.

Also, if you were wondering about the last pic, this is the Far Side comic it was based on:

I probably should have made mention of this in the first place, but...well, I'm pretty dumb sometimes.

See you soon.

Accept this pic and quote as tokens of good faith.

Monday, February 19, 2007 - 11:57 PM
[Update by Frog]

I tell you what. All this work and college and other bullcrap in all of our lives these days sure is making it difficult to find adequate pics and quotes. That and I'm in the bad habit of never carrying my camera with me, or paper upon which to write down quotes. Come on, the last two quotes have both been about Brett. Not saying that's bad, but usually the same person isn't the subject of two consecutive quotes. This is also why quote updates have only been appearing every other week lately, as opposed to weekly. I'm conserving so I don't use up what I have remaining. We're not in incredibly dire straits, but we could be in better shape.

Gotta get to bed. Enjoy the pic and quote. Weblog to come later this week. Goodnight.

Quick pic and quote update.

Tuesday, February 6, 2007 - 6:25 PM
[Update by Frog]

It really pains me to say this, but I have absolutely nothing worthwhile to say in this update. So just enjoy the pic and quote until the next update rolls around. See ya then!

Last make-up pic and quote update. Back to regular schedule from now on.

Tuesday, January 23, 2007 - 7:10 PM
[Update by Frog]

This week's offerings should keep you satiated until our next pic and quote update, and will hopefully give me some time to restock the queues. Enjoy them, for they will be your last...for two weeks.

I don't know anything else right now. See you next mission.

Pic and quote update again this week to make up for downtime.

Tuesday, January 16, 2007 - 12:10 AM
[Update by Frog]

I can tell I'm extremely tired because I kept looking for Adobe Illustrator and/or Photoshop controls on the user interface of my website-editing software. I was awfully confused there for a moment. What a dumby.

Despite that, I managed to update the pic and quote. You get a pic two weeks in a row on account of the downtime. I'll probably have to put another one up next week, as well, and that might cover it. I'm not sure. I may or may not do a Tribe Thanksgiving/Christmas pictorial sometime soon. We'll see.

I wanted to have a blog out by now, as well, but I haven't gotten to that yet. I'm in sort of a "I have so much to do, I don't know where to start, so I I just won't do anything" situation. I'll get to it. I also want to do my NFL ranking list now while I'm seething with rage over the Patriots' recent defeat of the Chargers.

Welp, goodnight, folks.

I almost forgot...Christmas decorations!

Monday, January 8, 2007 - 10:47 PM
[Update by Frog]

Since we didn't get to have them up in December, I'm putting the Christmas lights up until the end of January. Enjoy! A belated Merry Christmas to all!

What is this? New pic? NEW QUOTE?! asdlnz.,xmncvoawue!

Monday, January 8, 2007 - 12:25 AM
[Update by Frog]

I literally almost forgot how to do this; it has been so long.

First thing's first--there is a new pic and quote, at a time when I'm sure you've never so desperately yearned for a new pic and quote in your life. You have hijinks in the basement, for one. And Ricky...well, Ricky just wasn't feeling very well for a couple of days there.

We're gonna try to play dodgeball again this Friday. We barely got it going last week, so let's try to make it two in a row.

More updates are coming soon. But right now I need to get to bed.

Site is fixed! Holy crap!

Wednesday, January 3, 2007 - 5:50 PM
[Update by Frog]

About a month and a half later, the forces of evil have relinquished their hold on our beloved website.

Sweet, sweet updates are forthcoming.

 

 

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