Matt Shayphr
Age: 22           Location: Jackson, MO
Special Move: Spinderella

Of all Gouletarian State members and JUDL founders, Matt Shayphr is perhaps the most intimidating, and certainly the hottest.  Since the founding of JUDL, Spinderella has perfected his special move of the same name, a mighty and untamed side-armed throw feared throughout the Midwest and in some small Asian countries.  He also once killed a bird with it.  A former minor-league pitcher, he functions only as a thrower, but this in no way handicaps Matt's value to the team.  He is widely recognized as one of the most fearsome throwers in JUDL.