Back in college, whenever I had a lot of homework, I would change my MSN Messenger name to "Brian versus Homework" so people would know what I was doing if I didn't respond or whatever. However, "Brian versus Homework" got boring after awhile, so whenever I thought about it I would change my name each time I completed an assignment. The following list is the end result of all those battles with that fiendish homework.

Fall 2004

- Brian versus Homework
- Brian versus Son of Homework
- Brian versus Mechahomework
- Brian Fistfights a Literature Paper
- Brian vs. Homework: Part 8 - The Not So Final Battle
- Brian vs. Homework: Part 9 - Making a Miserable Existence More Miserable
- Brian vs. Homework: Part 10 - Homework's Nephew's Clone's Revenge
- Brian vs. Homework: Part 11 - Latex Babes of Estros (I wish)
- Brian vs. Homework: Part 12 - Pyrrhic Victory!
- Brian vs. FINALS: Part 1 - And You Thought it Was All Over
- Brian vs. FINALS: Part 2 - The Take-Home Essay Army
- Brian vs. FINALS: Part 3 - The Gratuitous and Irrelevant Final Sequel

Spring 2005

It's On... Brian vs. Homework: Part 1 - So You Want to Write an Essay?
Brian vs. Homework: Part 2 - Zombie Essays From Space!
Brian vs. Homework: Part 3 - The Wrath of FDR
Brian vs. Homework: Part 4 - Devious Deconstruction (of poetry)
Brian vs. Homework: Part 5 - The Dark Analysis of Feminism
Brian vs. Homework: Part 6 - Return of Feminism!
Brian vs. Homework: Part 7 - The Epic and Climactic Space Battle
Brian vs. Homework: Part 8 - And Now my Internet is Broken Again!
Brian vs. Homework: Part 9 - Walter Mitty Strikes Back
Brian vs. Homework: Part 10 - Latex Babes of Estros
Brian vs. Homework: Part 11 - Three Final Bosses All in a Row, One Life Left...
Brian vs. FINALS - And only one shall walk away...
Brian 10, Finals 8 - Brian wins series 4 games to 3

Fall 2005

Brian vs. Homework: Part 1 - Attack of the American Psychological Association
Brian vs. Homework: Part 2 - Trapped in Hell's (Writing) Workshop!
Brian vs. Homework: Part 3 - Epic Space Battle!

Spring 2006

Brian versus Homework - Commence Attack on the Main Reactor!
Brian versus Homework - Your Reign of Terror is Coming to an End!
Brian - I killed homework. Forever.