Cup-Crushing
Capers
When
a bunch of us went up to Columbia to watch the Sweet and Lowdowns'
final performance, we ate at Gumby's Pizza before the show, and
you get to take your cups home with you. Kyle made sure to emphatically
point this out to everyone present. Anyway, he had to leave earlier
than most of us the following day. Ricky, ever the heartless bastard
of the group, decided it would be big fun if we crushed a Gumby's
cup in Kyle's absence and put some disgusting pictures of the
incident on the site some weeks later. It seemed like a good idea
to the rest of us, so here are the pictures.
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Ricky
Feiner: perpetrator of this entire scheme and perpetual
asshole of the group. |
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After
posing for an introductory photo, Ricky turns his attention
to the evil deed at hand. |
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Gabe's
Durango rolls cruelly over the ill-fated Gumby's cup as
Ricky continues to sip from a Gumby's cup of his own. |
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The
horror! Blood and gore spills from the fallen beverage container. |
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Kyle,
I was hoping you'd never have to see this, but Ricky forced
my hand. Look away if you must. |