Tinkerbell
was there for a little while, until she got really cold
and took the wings off and put a coat on instead. SUPER
weak! |
My dream
costume: the Bionic Commando, and it only took like three
days to assemble. |
Yeah,
that's right. The bionic arm works (sorta). |
Improvised
costume #1: giant gun, goggles, very goofy expression. |
Gabe
was pretty much born to be a hitman. Except that he's a
really nice guy. That sort of kills it. |
We thought
this guy was Kyle for like half the night, and that he was
just choking all the girls for fun. Then the real Kyle drove
up later, and we were all pretty red in the face because
it turns out we'd been letting some lunatic we didn't even
know choke the girls. They were pretty pissed off.
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Okay,
so a nun, a giant playing card, and a tiger walk into a
bar, and there's this hitman there, and...ugh, that was
lame.
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This
is the perfect opportunity to make all those cracks about
nuns with guns you've been dying to use for years now. Go
on, get it out of your system. |
Look,
Jordan, I'm not going to be able to make a wisecrack about
every picture, or else they'll get really stale and cheesy
at the end. Got it? |
We were
kinda worried when Emily showed up because a tiger happened
to escape from the zoo earlier that same day, and we weren't
certain this was Emily until we realized she wasn't killing
us. |
We were
really worried here because we thought she was attacking
Jordan, but it was just an embrace. Rowr. |
Remember:
not Kyle, but some lunatic. I can't believe I was actually
taking pictures of this. |
I can't
emphasize enough how sorry I am about all of this. Brandy,
please don't hate me. We really didn't know!
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Hi...Brody?
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No, Jason
Lee! Don't shoot! I love your work! |
I don't
even know where to start. I wonder how incriminating it
is just to have this photograph on the website.
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This
is pretty much when Gabe started to transition from hitman
to pimp.
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But the
Ninja Turtles arrive to make the save! Take that, abusive
pimp! And I thought Gabe was such a nice guy. |
I always
knew Brad was one of those filthy pirates! Then again, for
being a filthy pirate, he knows how to get his whites white,
wouldn't you say? |
Then Jon
showed up and tried to employ Gabe the Hitman, but Gabe had
already converted to Gabe the Pimp, so Jon kinda just hung
out. |
See? This
guy's not offing anybody anytime soon. |
Here's
me with the Queen of...the dark...um...webs...spider lady?
I can't remember. |
Everything
was going fine until Mia Wallace showed up. She was really
throwing her weight around...making fun of everybody else's
costumes...not cool.
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I dunno.
Some janitor or something. With the Queen of Whatever.
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Obligatory
group shot. Negative one million points to Cole Jenkins for
NOT having a costume. |
At least
that lunatic emerged from the mist one last time to put Mia
in her place. |
I got Uma
Thurman's number, but my hand lotion leaked in my pocket and
rubbed out the number. I lost Uma's number! |
Huddle
House doesn't see his kind too often. |
Gabe is
dumbfounded because he lost all his girls. Pimpin' ain't easy.
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No witty
remark. |
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In
fact, the rest of these Huddle House shots? No witty
remarks for any of them! We sat, ate, laughed, and
had a good time, okay?! Is that not good enough for
you?! Huh?! |
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Right,
so here we are at the Halloween party the next night. You'll
notice one gorilla has joined the fray, and Suzanne isn't
Uma Thurman anymore. |
"Hey,
I hear we're going to Ape Island...." |
After years
of searching, the gorilla finally finds a friend. |
Improvised
costume #2: hat, facepaint, JUDL shirt, green jacket.
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Mike Ness
gives the camera one stone cold glare. |
Kind of
appropriate that the ape chugs Jungle Juice. This is like
in King Kong vs. Godzilla where they get Kong drunk
in order to capture him from the island. |
Jon Reno
is...well...he's gone at this point, kids. And yes, he is
sitting on a washer or dryer. |
The guy
on the left is taking himself way too seriously in that Bionic
Commando costume. |
Artsy,
tilted photograph! |
Gene Simmons.
Not pictured: all three other members of KISS, all of whom
were in attendance. |
No witty
remark.
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On the
other hand, not enough witty remarks can be made
about this picture. The deer was the most popular guest at
the party, even topping the gorilla. |
Flash photography
is enraging the beast! |
That freaky
Burger King (aka Scott Lane, sans crown at this point) was
also on hand for the festivities! |
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Special
guest appearance by Lacie Hodo and her boyfriend! |
Brandy,
why is it that you always have to embarrass us on
these excursions? |
Oh my God,
he's got a gun! |
Nintendo
characters unite! |
How
many people are in this photograph? If you gussed 5,
you're incorrect! |
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Where's
your death car now, Clyde?!
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