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Nintendo recently announced plans for the next title in their Legend of Zelda series. The Legend of Zelda: Link Sissom takes the story in a totally different direction than in previous titles. Our hero, Link Sissom, takes a break from battling evil in the land of Hyrule to assume a more pleasant role: Babbages retail salesman. But, little does Link Sissom realize that retail employment is often home to danger and evil comparable to that of the forces of the sinister Ganondorf! Will Link survive his stint as a videogame salesman, or succumb to the horrors of Babbages' customers?

- Take on the role of Link Sissom in an all new 3D adventure!

- Choose your weapon against the hordes of evil customers: Play it safe with traditional weapons like your trusty sword and shield, boomerang, and bow and arrow. Or, use all new weapons such as discounts, the cash register, player's guides, or "I'm sorry, that game doesn't come in until next week" to rid the store of loitering miscreants!

- Use all new special techniques such as "Hide in the back", "Hide in the restroom", "Hide in another store", fake phone call, and reshelfing to avoid dealing with the craftiest of patrons!

- Exciting minigames make employment fun! Earn bonus rupees by playing "Beat the Clock Reshelfing", "Outwork Your Coworkers", "Top Shelf Retrieval Challenge" and more!

- Face off against a wide variety of enemies! Battle unsupervised children, gaming dorks, huge gaming dorks, angry and confused parents, district managers, employees of other software stores, and holiday shoppers!

Check out these amazing screenshots!


Link Sissom guards the Babbages entrance from would-be customers.


Link defends himself against a gaming dork.

Gaming dorks are no match for Link Sissom's fighting prowess!

Link's boat returns to guide him through new adventures!

Link Sissom shows his foes that he means business!

Link's spin move is still available in his expanded repertoire.

Retrieve the Employee of the Month Token from the depths of the Mall Dungeon, and neither friend nor foe will stand a chance against your rugged manliness!
 

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