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Josh
and Matt Sissom amongst the 2001-2002 cheerleaders. |
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Mandy
Phelps said she ate frog intestines for five bucks. Despite
showing me the five dollar bill, I still didn't believe
her. This picture may or may not convince you. |
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Izzie
the Fascist Dictator dons a bunny suit to teach Adv. LA
3 about something I can't remember. I believe I was busy
listening to Carol bitch about something, most likely... |
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Amongst
a barrage of hurled pie pans, I took this picture of Jennifer
Goodwin wearing the pastry mask. |
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Too
lazy to alter a pair of black dress pants into a pair
of black dress shorts, I ended up wearing pants to prom.
Luckily, this is the only picture I know of where my pants
are visible, but Izzie and Carol probably have some, too...
dammit. Photo courtesy of Brett Price. |
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Frenz
wore a wig for a few minutes at SFR. I don't know where
he got it, but it made for a funny picture. |
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Frog
knows the Buccaneers will lose to the Eagles in their
opening round playoff game. The sports world disagrees.
In protest, Frog dresses like he normally does in winter,
except without shoes. The Eagles won, but lost to the
fluke Giants the following week. |
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Rubber
Conductor closed out Spring Fever Reliever with a... bang?
Bang, indeed; minutes later they were snorting coke from
the abs of $1000/night call girls, but it was all free!
I don't know how they did that! |
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Zach
Rice is having a bizarre day... |
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Josh,
blatant Six Flags rule violator. |
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Lucas
Walker, Pigman of the 21st century. |
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Can
I borrow some money, Shayphr? |
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Jonathan
Lorenz makes an ass of himself. |
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Something
like this always happens when I let someone else borrow
the camera... |
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Ok,
more emphasis on "always" this time: Something
like this always happens when I let someone else
borrow the camera. |
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Reno,
Price, and Josh pose with From Russia With Blah!'s
movie poster by Megan Thiele after June 7's premiere event. |
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What
the hell is this? A picture people really got pissed about
being selected for Pic of the Random Time Interval, that's
for sure. |
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Blink
fans need not murder me in my sleep. Doctoring courtesy
Blake Burress. |
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Dr.
Josh and Mr. Obese, respectively. |
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An
unreleased photograph of James Dean bearing arms! Oh wait,
that's just Josh Ferguson... bearing arms. |
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Shayphr
and Charles sabotage the No Budget garage sale. |
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This
is kind of neat. Does it mean we're semi-professional? |
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Here's
Brett. That's all I got. |
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Link
Sissom is here! Click the picture for all the exciting
details! |
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I
was told this kid is Blake Burress' clone. |
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Check
out the ShellShocked 2
pictorial before these three break down your door! |
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This
is a blueprint of Burress' proposed LAN party isolation
booth. |
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This
is my sister-in-law's car on her and my brother's wedding
night. Pay close attention to the words on the window. |
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MT,
you've done it again! |
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Wortmann
savors his wings, complete with napkins in the collar
and pants. |
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Sleeping
on the Couch, Part One: Charles |
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Sleeping
on the Couch, Part Two: Shayphr |
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Welcome
to the world, Talon Chiles. |
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I
got pretty close to this flying squirrel before the dog
ate it. |
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Lukas
Auer's gift to me before leaving for the Air Force. |
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Hunk
of firework that hit me in the foot in the park on July
4, 2002. Pencil displayed for size reference. |
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Way,
way back when I was in Squawler, this was our
ceiling fan. Hopefully they got an upgrade by now... |
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Music
City Lemon drink that was purchased at IGA. A bargain,
but it was awful. |
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William
Ettling murders the cast of Thunderblah! |
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I
like to call this facial hair style the Reverse Hitler. |
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Why
in the world is Ryan Frenz strapped to the bottom of a
truck? |
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Carol
broke a tooth on a granola bar of this variety. Warning
label added for everyone's safety. |
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Everyone
say hello to little Matty Shayphr and friend. |
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Tim
spent most of his time in London looking for reasons to
be called a "fairy" by the locals. |
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I
must've been drunk... I'm not really one to gratify myself
in public. |
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Can
you identify this leisurely gentleman? |
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Hey
Jon, did you know Tim had your nutcracker up his nose? |
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Feeling
nostalgic... do any of you Bear Trilogy fans
remember this? |
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Yes,
he received his Sports Illustrated football phone. |
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A
tribute to our comrade currently serving the Ohio theatre
community. |
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Brett,
roughing it in the most Price-less of fashions. |
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I
"eat it" after losing a rousing game of Trivial
Pursuit. |
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Sure
enough, Mega Man finds his way into another one of our
pictures. We don't even like the kid, we just let him
hang out with us because we feel sorry for him. |
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In
a fit of rage, Justin Hoppe scales the Jackson bandshell
to deliver an elbow-drop to the masses below. |
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This
man continues to make us all wish we were as awesome as
he is. |
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Now
presenting the dumbest picture of all time: proof that
I am running desperately low on pic material. |
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Here's
what Cole's hair looked like before that alien symbiote
attached itself to his head. |
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Use
your imagination, and it looks like a miniature Jon Reno
is staring wide-eyed at Tressa's butt on the far right. |
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The
obligatory "Lukas jumps over a whole bunch of people"
shot. No one was injured, per usual. |
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That's
right, random shocked and confused girl! Grecian is
the Fonz of the 2000s! |
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No,
not drunk. Just stupid. Really, really stupid. |
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Davis
needs work. |
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The
reclusive arm of MT makes a rare public appearance. |
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This
thing is in my sister and brother-in-law's house. I don't
know how they sleep at night. |
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Found
outside of Lukas Auer's dorm room. The admirer remains
secret to this day. |
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Charles
the Keyboardist, we hardly knew you. |
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Old
school, FBLA style Brett Price. |
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This
guy wandered into my backyard and escaped without being
eaten by the dog. |
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Kelly
meets Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas. Not pictured:
Tom Selleck(!), whom she also met. |
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You
haven't been to a rest area if you haven't been to Funks
Grove Rest Area! |
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Jeans
with holes that big--it's sick! Unnatural! |
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Last
Funks Grove pic, I swear... Cole wouldn't go down the
slide because it was covered in ice and snow. |
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The
smuggest of the smug. |
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Andy
visits the 709 Bluffdale basement shower. |
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A
wet and wild Shellshocked 4 pictorial. |
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Only
Ricky would think to do something as cruel and unnecessary
as this. |
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That's
a cute little hat you're wearing there, Charles. |
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Without
a doubt, the classiest picture I have ever taken.
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The
first recorded instance of a deer killed by a wiffle ball
bat in Missouri history. |
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I
don't know how much more fitting it can get than this. |
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I'd
say he eats more like a duck. |
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Looks
like Six Flags isn't so family friendly after all. |
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Charles
and friends blatantly misuse a St. Louis Zoo stroller. |
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Uh...here's
my dog sitting on a table, which doesn't really make sense
at all. |
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Josh
sports the newest fashionable techie trend--the Self-Holding-Phone-Thingy. |
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Jon
Reno is one happy trick-or-treater. Click for the rest
of the Halloween pictorial. |
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This
is a sickening display, but Matt seems pretty pleased
about it. |
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For
future reference, this is the only photo of clever Burritoville
signage I will ever accept. No offense to them; I just
don't want to start a trend. |
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Normally
I don't care to use screenshots, but this one is just
too much. (If image appears pixellated, hold your cursor
over it until you get an option to zoom in.) |
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Peter
Parker (with a squished head) and Blake were in my room
the other night. |
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This
is the aftermath of that time Josh tried to throw a watermelon
in the pool and missed. |
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Make
sure to peruse all of the humorous reading material. |
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Ricky
goes all out in indulging in his birthday/Easter cake. |
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More
blackmail material to use to your advantage and my misfortune. |
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Josh
sticks his head out of a moon roof on the interstate. |
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Justin
Hoppe is distracted while playing Karaoke Revolution. |
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Jenkins...is
that a BAG over your head? |
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Chris
Martens escapes from being buried under a giant pile of
pillows. |
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I
aspire to one day be like this man, just as any other
individual would. |
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Brian
eats it again, this time when the Steelers beat the Seahawks
in Super Bowl XL. |
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Thanksgiving
Day apparel--she's the tablecloth and he's the Indian. |
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I
need to start taking more pictures--all I have left are
embarrassing ones of me. Here I am doing the masturbating
bear thing from Conan O'Brien. |
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These
two fools went and jumped into a pool with all of their
clothes on. Fools. |
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Head
Bobbin' Fools! |
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Jon
and Ricky are, in fact, vampires. Or Terminators. Note:
image is NOT Photoshopped. |
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This
is the invitation to my nephew's 3rd birthday party. The
expression on his face is the best part. (Sorry, poor
scan.) |
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Zach
sleeps, we all do stuff. |
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This
is what WILL happen the next time Suzanne falls asleep
at my house amidst fun-having. |
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He
demanded this picture never be seen. Therefore, here it
is, in all its glory! |
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Screwing
around one night. |
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Just
then, Starz stuck his head into the shot and ruined what
could have been one of the greatest pictures of all time. |
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He's
not messing around. |
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Looking
at this makes me about as uncomfortable as Cole appears
to be in the picture. |
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This
picture was once considered too controversial and confusing
to be posted here. Those days have passed. What a weird
night. |
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Only
known photograph of reclusive Adam D. Morris taken in
recent memory. |
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A
disturbing image for all to enjoy (and/or recoil from). |
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A
timeless photograph of Matt wearing a beret for no reason.
I wonder what he's thinking about? |
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I
miss Brett. |
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Imperial
Walker costume that two people can wear, much like they
would a horse costume. I thought it was awesome. |
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This
picture is funny because it looks like Ashley and Ricky
are about to throw down. And Ashley is holding a burger
in the meantime. |
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Unfortunately,
Jon was the only one who knew about the poisoned apple. |
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Ricky
reads a story to newest dupe resident, Mr. Microwave. |
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Brett
and Matt share an intimate moment. |
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Don't
let that sad expression fool you. She volunteered to put
together that bookshelf. |
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Middle
finger montage! |
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Images
of my brother-in-law's Predator costume. |
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CG
Charles! (From like 4 years ago.) |
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Matt
makes the most of the ice storm. |
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The
birthday cake Kelly, Rick, and Starz made for me. Photograph
includes depth, proving it wasn't just a smear of icing
on a pan. Thanks again, guys. |
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This
is my new nephew, Dolan Reese Chiles. He will destroy
you. |
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Cole
eats 10 cupcakes for money. A good time was had by all. |
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Can't...quite...reach.... |
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We
praise thee, o fire, for the glorious BBQ we are about
to receive. |
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Cole,
we had a meeting with Miniature Eric Starzinger. You can't
be in any more pictures for awhile. |
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Everybody
do the Reno! |
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Behold
the human seat! |
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In
honor of Will getting married, here's a picture of him
smashing something in the middle of the street. |
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Since
everybody needs a chuckle now and then. |
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Greesh's
drinking problem is out of control. |
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Straight
out of an early 90s buddy movie poster. |
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Charles. |
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Another installment in our infamous "Caught Sleeping on the Couch" series. |
