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"You can't fall off this cliff!" - Josh Hill of a cliff on Bionic Commando, which he promptly fell off of.

"How come I never get invited to smart people parties?" - Jessica Vangilder asked Frog, Lucas and Gabe Nash as they were copying their dialectical notebooks.

"I wish books had warp zones." - Frog, after reading that boring-ass book Jane Eyre.

"Two horses fell on me." - Billy Andrews

"Who does (s)he think (s)he is? The Queen of Sheba?!" - Lucas, on many occasions.

"Just because you have Japanese on your shirt doesn't mean you can take my stuff!" - Jonathan Lorenz, after Frog tried to take his script.

"At least I didn't get knocked into the water." - Brett Price, to Lucas, while playing Ghosts 'N Goblins. Price fell into the water almost immediately after saying this.

"Are you picking up what I'm putting down?" - Will Ramsey (to the average white person that SHOULD mean "do you understand?")

"That's pretty bold for a guy with his pants down." - Johnathan Smart, to Chad Barks in Frog's trig class. Chad had a pair of those pants on that has a zipper at the knee. He had the lower half of his pants unzipped and hanging off of his shoes.

"Ricky, why didn't you eat that piece of your chicken nugget?" - Frog
"Its the handle." - Lucas
"Yeah!" - Ricky Feiner
"A handle?" - Frog
"Yeah. Like when you cook something in a pan....you don't eat the pan do you?" - Lucas
"Well no..." - Frog
"Well you don't eat the handle off of food either." - Lucas
"Oh. So what has handles?" - Frog
"Well the nastier the food the larger the handles. Some really good food like Spicy Chicken has no handles. Other food like tater tots are too small to have handles. Be careful--handle eating can make you sick." - Ricky

"Well, I horpe that... wait, did I just say horpe?" - Carol Koenig, trying to say "hope."

horpe - v. To hope an enormous ammount.
See also horpoon
horpoon - n. A bundle of horpe

"It's just like Hungry Hungry Hippos, only scarier!" - Lucas, of these bouncing, ball-shaped robots on Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 3 for Nintendo.

"I don't need to add sugar to this, do I?" - Jessica Vangilder, as she was holding up a small packet of Kool-Aid (obviously too small to have the sugar already in it).

"I am ready born!" - Agris Batalauskus trying to say "I was born ready!"

"Thugly is a state of mind." - Matt Gordon to Kelli Niswonger on "dress like a thug day" at school.

"I can't think of any quotes. None. No one in the history of mankind has spoken up to this point." - Frog, trying to think of a quote.

"Can I have my rabbit's foot back?" - Blake Burress, to Lucas, who had just received this rabbit's foot fair and square in a white elephant gift exchange.

"You aren't writing a fable or a short story or a parody but a formal essay-" - Mrs. Ramdial commenting on Lucas' use of the word "alas" in a Kate Chopin essay. Note that this AP English teacher left out commas and ended the sentence with a dash.

"Well, you wouldn't have known, either, if you hadn't figured it out!" - Frog, to Brett Price about the name of some French town.

"There is no love for crack in this house!" - Jared Rouggly, purposely screwing up a line of The Crucible. He was supposed to say "There is no love for Satan in this house!"

"They call you Frog, right? Well, do you think if someone licked your back they would get high?" - Matt Sissom, to Frog, on a bus going nowhere.

"I don't see how you people can walk down these stairs so fast without falling." - Jessica Vangilder

"Look at me! I am Emily Dickinson. I can Use capital letters In the Middle Of sentences Just because i am a Famous Author. You Peons get grade Deductions for Doing This!" - Gabe Nash

"Recopies." - Ricky Feiner's spelling of the word "recipes."

"I hate sharp boogers." - Lucas Walker, removing debris from his nasal passages.

"Agris! Stop pulling hair, this isn't the old west!" - Josh, telling Agris to stop pulling Becca Knight's hair at dodgeball.

"I can't imagine that it would even be useful as a butt-wiping device." - Frog's brother, of the video game Shaq-Fu.

"Hey, you're a lot better than Lucas says he is." - Frog, to Brett Price, regarding Brett's skill at the game of Pac-Man.

"I would think even 'cotton on a stick' would be more catchy than Q-Tip..." - Katie Jenkins, trying to figure out what the Q stands for.

"What are those guys called? Code Monkeys?" - Frog, to Lucas, trying to remember what Script Kiddies are called.

"It's a good thing Kirk didn't have anything like that. He'd be in there having sex 24 hours a day. Spock would say, 'Captain, the Klingons are trying to eat me.' Then Kirk would say, 'Leave me alone, I'm having sex!'" - Frog's brother, explaining why it was good that Kirk didn't have a holodek.

"You always have an aura of pissed-off around you." - Eric Starzinger, to Frog.

"I will not have a banana party with apples!" - Dave Walker, who meant to say, "I will not have a pajama party with apples!" (who would invite apples to a pajama party, anyway?).

"With the lack of females here, Frog should've changed sexes by now." - Matt Shayphr, among a lot of guys.

"i have your work assignment ready for you. tou email addressw is to long, love dad" - MT, in an email to Josh.

"I prefer to call them 'tater barrels.'" - Matt Shayphr, of tater tots.

"You two going steady now?" - Lucas' grandma, to Lucas and Josh.

"I heard that song today...that's kind of sad." - Katie Jenkins, of the song "Wouldn't It Be Nice". I'm not even sure if she knew what was going on that night.

07.28.03 - "You know, that one thing that's like dehydration, except with food." - Charles McDonald, struggling for "starvation."

08.31.03 - "I have an innie tumor; most people have outies." - Lukas Auer, showing off a small, unexplained hole in the side of his head.

09.13.03 - "We're not fags, we just play dodgeball." - Nate Bell, to some girls in a convertible while riding Josh's scooter with Josh.

09.27.03 - "If the fates didn't hate me, you would be mine!" - Andy Baldwin, after a horrible miss at dodgeball.

10.11.03 - "Waking up should be all-natural...just urine and sunlight. No alarm clocks." - Matt Shayphr, on the woes of waking up early.

10.26.03 - "I think we just ran over a cyborg." - Tim Nicolai, after Brett Price ran over something that sounded metal.

11.08.03 - "I don't think I have any intuition. I got hit in the throat with a ladder." - Joe Gibbs, at Denny's, talking about his escapades at Staples.

11.22.03 - "I can take them. Most Koreans are small...they may have a strong will but other than that they are pretty scrawny." - Izzie Holst, on why she can beat up Koreans.

12.06.03 - "I just got off work, time went by slow...I'm in no mood to hear your flow." - Chris Shank, to some guy in line behind him at Kidd's who was freestyling.

12.20.03 - "This is bullshit... absolutely delicious bullshit." - Josh, of some kind of apple crisp thing at Denny's that was supposed to have powdered sugar on it, but didn't.

01.03.04 - "If you're speaking another language in which 'we' means 'I', in reference to you, then yes." - Jon Reno, to Frog, after Frog said "I think we should help Josh clean up."

01.21.04 - "No, get back in there and flush. I don't want a 'festering pot of pee.'" - Frog, quoting Amy Chiles to Josh after he failed to flush the toilet.

01.31.04 - "Y'know, I thought of something today; your name's Frog, and you're taking a French class." - Tressa Honaas in French class. Hey, it made me laugh.

02.14.04 - "Physics- Do crap
French- Finish shit
Trig- Learn the bullshit
AP English- Finish goddamn journal, write bastardly essay on Weatherall, review gay Jane Eyre." - Written in Lucas's assignment book on a really bad day.

02.28.04 - "You know what's lower than eating Cheez Whiz? Complaining about Cheez Whiz." - Luke Wade, fed up with Frog's constant complaining.

03.20.04 - "Watch out for the Cole Train!" - Joe Hellman, of Cole Jenkins at dodgeball.

04.03.04 - "Well, then eat it. Wait...it seems I will eat it. Nevermind." - Brett Price, upon telling Frog he had 8-page and 20-page term papers while Frog only had an 11-page term paper.

04.17.04 - "Someday, you're not going to have any friends!" - Charles McDonald, attempting to convince Brett Price to go to Denny's instead of going home to do homework.

05.01.04 - "Anti-pussy injection." - What Matt Sissom said he needed after he cried upon our arrival to his 21st birthday bash.

05.15.04 - "I'm getting ready to make Sloppy Joes out of you, pervert!" - Frog's brother, to Frog. I do not remember the context, but it doesn't matter.

05.29.04 - "I eat banana." - Brett Price, summarizing as much as possible on MSN when he didn't actually have a keyboard.

06.12.04 - "Can I please have a piece of your pig?" - Joe Ettling to Kyle Strickland at Lamberts. Kyle had the hog jowls.

06.26.04 - "I didn't realize chicks could smell so bad!" - Drunk man at Halloween party.

07.09.04 - "You look like a cyclops with two eyes." - Gabe Nash. I forgot the context, but the quote's dumbness makes up for it.

07.23.04 - "This water tastes like hot ass." - Ashley Jones, of the water fountain down by the old tennis courts.

08.07.04 - "Wait, by 'meet for practice,' do you mean 'help pull weeds?'" - Ricky Feiner

08.21.04 - "Assassinater." - Tressa Honaas, while playing Catch Phrase and trying to think of "assassin."

09.04.04 - "Hang on, I have to put a turd in this turd container... well, how am I supposed to put a turd in here? That turd is not gonna fit." - Larry Rhodes, collecting puppy turds for the vet.

09.13.04 - "Sometimes, when I close my eyes, I feel like I'm blind." - Josh Ferguson at dodgeball.

10.02.04 - "It's like Jackson Underground for adults." - Tim Nicolai, of CardsTalk.

10.16.04 - "Oh, shit! My hair is stuck in the door!" - Joe Ettling, self-explanatory.

10.31.04 - "The Revolution destroyed that waffle." - Kyle Strickland, dressed as Che Guevara at Waffle House early Halloween morning.

11.14.04 - "You're the prickiest monkey I know, and I know that monkey from Project X." - Josh, of Frog playing as Donkey Kong on Mario Kart 64.

11.28.04 - "Someone is dressing as a ninja in there!" - Chris Martens, accidentally walking in on Andy Baldwin dressing for Halloween.

12.11.04 - "Gene Kelly had a big butt." - Izzie Holst, out of absolutely nowhere.

01.02.05 - "Al?! Can you help Tim with his little weiners?!" - Brenda Nicolai, shouting across a house full of guests at Tim's dad to help Tim pack up cocktail weinies for New Year's Eve.

01.16.05 - "Hey, I think I know that guy... I think he graduated from my high school...?" - Girl, loudly and confusedly claiming she thought she knew who Josh was when she saw him at Josh Hill and Jon Lorenz's Halloween party.

01.29.05 - "I called Matt and told him to have fun at the midnight sale of Halo 2. He's gonna get attacked by super dorks." - Kelly McLendon, the day before the storm. Apologies to any alleged "super dorks" there that night.

02.12.05 - "My T.A. said that he never gives A's and to count on a low B or high C. I wanted to punch him in his fat Jesus-look-alike face." - Zachary Garrison, on the woes of jerkwad T.A.s.

02.26.05 - "Do you think I should get a shrimp dinner and then add shrimp?" Matt Shayphr, contemplating his sides at Skinny's.

03.14.05 - "In Warcraft 1, Fog of War was on the honor system. You just had to tape pieces of paper to the screen over places you weren't supposed to look at." - Lucas Walker

03.26.05 - "When you get there, start vomiting, so when I see the pool of vomit I'll know it's you." - Blake Burress, giving Frog instructions on how to meet him at Kent Library.

04.10.05 - "I don't even like most of the people here." - Charles McDonald in the basement, probably on many occasions.

04.23.05 - "Listen, you've just got to accept it. You have nice legs, Brian." - Adam Davis

05.08.05 - "Now all you have is a urethane sack and a blanket." - Kyle Strickland, ragging on Josh's crappy sleeping bag while camping.

05.21.05 - "When you get a lot of people together like that, it creates a...a brain pool...a mind pot..." - Brett Price, trying to think of "think tank."

06.05.05 - "You should take a crap on her chest." - Josh Ferguson, to Jordan Nelson, who was sitting on Emily Liebeknecht at dodgeball.

06.21.05 - "I love it when they talk about animals...you know, like bears or cavemen." - Lucas Walker, while watching Mythbusters.

07.02.05 - "I haven't laughed this hard since Fred Savage's ironically titled sitcom, Working." - Josh

07.16.05 - "How much am I paying for this?" - Sarah Myrer, after tasting grits for the first time ever on an atrociously, yet amusingly bad visit to Huddle House.

08.01.05 - "You're the freak here. I don't think you have the right to laugh at anybody." - Ricky Feiner, to Suzanne Wittwer.

08.21.05 - "Cole, why aren't you nekkid?" - Ashley Probst, after asking Cole Jenkins to leave the room at the hotel in Chicago and return wearing nothing but his tie.

09.05.05 - "No, honey, not a Cheetoh, a cheetah." - An anonymous mother, correcting her child while at the zoo.

09.17.05 - "Hoppe, that was so heroic." - Lukas Auer, after Justin Hoppe made a power move in Ultraball and everybody got really quiet.

10.01.05 - "So was there a Hank Williams 1 and 2?" - Suzanne Wittwer, upon hearing a Hank Williams III CD.

10.18.05 - "A Tribe Thanksgiving, eh? Can I bring the Long Arm of the Slaw? What about the Gabe Nash Potatoes?" - Matt Shayphr, upon hearing the idea of having a Tribe Thanksgiving together.

10.23.05 - "Ricky, I'll miss you...when you're dead." - Melissa Jennings, before Ricky left for Springfield at approximately midnight fearful of falling asleep at the wheel.

10.29.05 - "What's a crunch? Is that something you do to somebody?" - Joe Ettling, during a discussion about abdominal crunches.

11.07.05 - "But I'm a cute ass, right?" - Katie Jenkins, after Andy Roach told her she was being an ass.

11.13.05 - "There are two things you need in this game: patience, and hatred." - Kyle Strickland, while coaching Andy Baldwin as he played Tetris.

11.20.05 - "Brett Price isn't just a man--five robotic cats merge to form Brett Price!" - Blake Burress at dodgeball.

11.28.05 - "What are you talking about? You've been hired more times in the last month than I have in my entire life." - Matt Shayphr, after Kyle Strickland said he was remarkably unhireable.

12.06.05 - "How can they only have chocolate cupcakes, but no golden cupcakes? Stupid dream-shattering gas station...." - Ashley Jones, looking for Hostess snacks at a gas station somewhere between St. Louis and Chicago.

12.12.05 - "What's a chismo?" - Charles McDonald, after somebody said something about "machismo."

12.28.05 - "My love-bird is an asshole." - Jordan Nelson, during a conversation about love-birds and other pets held at Huddle House.

1.09.06 - "If you play it at a party, it's like listening to a CD that skips a lot." - Jon Reno, of Playstation 2 video game Guitar Hero.

1.15.06 - "Where'd ya get the donkey dick here?" - MT, asking Josh's mom where she got the elongated draft-stopper that sits in front of the fireplace.

1.22.06 - "Oh, it was probably just a dog's eyeball." - Ricky Feiner, after Matt Shayphr said Brittany Beil saw an eyeball laying on a St. Louis sidewalk.

1.29.06 - "Well, I got through all the songs on medium except 'Bark At The Moon', which is impossible because I'm Craig Rhodes, not Randy Rhoads." - Frog's brother, referring to Ozzy Osbourne's old dead guitarist after playing Guitar Hero.

2.06.06 - "I hate that Mister P!" - Brenda Price, referring to Master P while watching Dancing with the Stars.

2.12.06 - "Dad made a snowman for Talon on the front lawn. It wasn't long before Taffy jumped up on it and knocked its head off. But Dad put a head back on when he went up to the barn again." - Mary Rhodes, in an email to Brian.

2.20.06 - "Who would leave a perfectly good double cheeseburger at the dodgeball courts?" - Josh, upon finding a perfectly good double cheeseburger at the dodgeball courts.

2.27.06 - "BURRRRRP! Oh, that was me burping in your ear. BURRP." - Guy on the street near SEMO, while speaking on a cell phone.

3.06.06 - "What is this bullcrap on my sleeve? God, am I five years old or something?!" - Zach Rice, after getting some honey mustard sauce on his sleeve at Denny's.

3.19.06 - "That's the last time I buy jeans at Steve and Barry's!" - Aaron Johnson, after tearing a huge hole down the front of his jeans at dodgeball.

3.26.06 - "I bet instead of sperm you have little tadpoles." - Megean Lewis, to Frog.

4.02.06 - "I think we found the breakroom--is that pot I smell?" - Matt Shayphr, in a particularly boring room in the haunted Arena Building.

4.10.06 - "And then my grandmother told me my legs were fat!" - Some loud and anonymous biker lady at Huddle House.

4.23.06 - "Blake-America Free Trade Agreement?" - Blake Burress, upon being asked what a BAFTA award was.

5.01.06 - "Don't worry, I know how to control the bears." - Jordan Nelson, when Josh expressed concern that she was going to get eaten by bears out west.

5.08.06 - "Adam, you have a two-word line. Think you can handle that?" - Brett Price, to Adam D. Morris while filming a scene.

5.15.06 - "I know him. That's a somber kid." - Some guy sitting behind my parents at SEMO's Honors Convocation when my name was announced.

5.22.06 - "Starzinger's arm has to be tired. He's thrown 176 pitches!" - Zach Rice, while playing wiffle ball.

5.30.06 - "Oh, I don't think I have mp3, but I know how to defrag!" - Julie Walker

6.05.06 - "He's the dumbest coach I've ever seen! He has displayed dumbness on many occasions!" - Larry Rhodes, of former St. Louis Rams coach Mike Martz.

6.12.06 - "Why is there water in my swimsuit?" - Kelly McLendon, while in the pool. She meant to say air.

6.19.06 - 10 percent discount at Target...fucking worthless! I get 50 percent at The Stone!" - Ashley Jones, on why she hates working at Target.

6.27.06 - "Sorry, Frog. I don't do encores." - Ricky Feiner, when I asked him to repeat a potential quote.

7.03.06 - "You overmedicated!" - Lucas Walker, to somebody who lost while playing Dr. Mario.

7.10.06 - "No wonder there's so many parapalegics running around. Or not running around, should I say." - Brenda Price, while watching America's Funniest Home Videos.

7.18.06 - "Well, I guess we could do it like sticking a beer up a chicken's butt." - MT, referring to cooking ribs like one would roast a chicken with a can of beer.

7.24.06 - "Does Mizzou have any white players on the team? Oh, they're on the sideline." - Suzanne Wittwer, seriously wondering where the white players were at a Mizzou football game.

8.07.06 - "Bitches can't learn without sequins." - Cole Jenkins, on why sorority chicks get all dressed up for class.

8.14.06 - "I was sitting there for ten minutes trying to come up with a plan." - Matt Shayphr, after taking a dump in Josh's basement without noticing there was no toilet paper.

8.21.06 - "It's like some Thanksgiving Day shit--you're the Indian and she's the tablecloth." - Adam Dotson, making fun of Eric Starzinger's and Emma Evans' attire.

8.28.06 - "Oh God, she probably pooped on the floor." - Kyle Strickland, of the girl on Matchstick Men after Nicolas Cage comes home and finds the house a mess.

9.04.06 - "I'm like the Jim Edmonds of this game...except not all faggy." - Michael Siebert, on sand volleyball.

9.10.06 - "That thing on the fridge looks like a penguin had sex with Tom Servo." - Eric Starzinger, of a penguin-shaped cookie jar that bears some resemblance to MST3K's Tom Servo sitting on top of the fridge at Ricky's house.

9.26.06 - "I'll have Frog here take you out in a field with a sickle and cut your legs off at the knees. He's from New Wells!" - MT, to Ryan Lane regarding some sort of work issue.

10.02.06 - "This sand is like lava, except cold...it's like ice lava!" - Brad Holten, of the sand at the sand volleyball courts.

10.09.06 - "I don't think she likes anything." - Brett Price, on his mother's taste in music.

"I don't like anything, okay?!" - Brenda Price, some weeks later.

10.23.06 - "County Ditch" - Sign on Interstate 55 on the way to Chicago.

11.06.06 - "Aren't most guys castrated?" - Melissa Jennings, who meant to say "circumsized."

1.08.07 - "I just vomited all over your pissin' tree." - Ricky Feiner, at the New Year's party.

1.16.07 - "Your mom has a lot of meat in her sandwich." - Ashley Jones, after Gabe Nash said, "There's a lot of meat in that sandwich" of a sandwich in a Quiznos' commercial.

1.23.07 - "You look like a drunk on the rebound." - Mary Rhodes, to Brian after his college graduation.

2.06.07 - "Now I know why Brett is going into marketing." - Brenda Price, upon seeing the GoDaddy.com commercial during Super Bowl XLI.

2.19.07 - "Bread Price" - Employee of Electronic Arts that Brett Price talked to on the phone as she read back Brett's info to him. This was after Brett gave her the correct spelling of his first name.

3.18.07 - "My favorite book about lawyers in Africa is actually Out of Africa 2: Back to Africa." - Matt Shayphr, after Cole Jenkins asked him if Out of Africa was his favorite book about lawyers in Africa.

4.04.07 - "Maybe he had a bowling accident--he accidentally went bowling instead of coming to work." - A guy at Ricky's work talking about another guy at Ricky's work who never shows up for work.

4.22.07 - "Cocktables." - Katie Jenkins, who misspoke during a conversation about coffee tables and cocktail tables.

5.07.07 - "I love you sweetheart." - Gabe Nash, in a text message to me. This message was allegedly intended for Lindsey Ladner, but we all know the truth.

5.28.07 - "Don't touch my face! That's where the sore is!" - Blake Burress, to Brandy Liebeknicht one night in the basement.

6.10.07 - "You can do anything to fish, right?" - Matt Shayphr, questioning the legality of using a remote-controlled shotgun boat for fishing.

7.01.07 - "There are bubbles coming from my penis." - Cole Jenkins, in the pool.

7.17.07 - "Happy birthday, America! I'm gonna swim the shit out of this pool!" - Zach Rice, at the 4th of July party.

8.27.07 - "I hope prostate cancer is the best thing that ever happens to you." - Kyle Strickland, to me on the way to Huddle House one night.

9.19.07 - "Give me a beer from the...beer...thing." - Jon Reno, wanting a beer from the cooler while at Current River.

10.10.07 - "Nobody cares about that stupid bitch--she's only on there because she's a girl." - Brandy Liebeknicht, of Mythbusters star Kari Byron.

10.29.07 - "They need to hurry up and make a murdering game for the Wii so I can stab some people." - Ricky Feiner

11.14.07 - "I've always thought he looks like a really old mouse." - Ashley Jones, of KFVS12 weatherman Bob Reeves.

"He looks like Vince Vaughn with Down Syndrome." - Eric Starzinger, of KFVS12 sports anchor Chad Fryman.

12.05.07 - "Assorted Balls - Priced as Marked, While Supply Lasts!" - Sign at Toys 'R' Us.

01.06.08 - "Can I have a little bit of milk? Hey, nice RC Cola--if it wasn't all acidy, I'd have some." - Charles McDonald, snooping in my fridge.

02.02.08 - "Can you get a cauliflower dick?" - Cole Jenkins, after a guy got kicked in the nuts on UFC.

02.23.08 - "Infant...ry?" - Josh, taking a guess during Trivial Pursuit. The correct answer was "pediatrics."

03.18.08 - "I didn't buy you mac 'n' cheese--you ate MY mac 'n' cheese!" - Pat Kennedy, to Megean Lewis after she claimed he had bought her mac 'n' cheese.

04.06.08 - "I drank too much soda--my tummy hurts!" - Kelly McLendon, after about 3 to 5 swallows of soda.

05.01.08 - "I want to die with bread in my stomach." - MT on why he quit the Adkins diet.

05.22.08 - "They like to travel around the country and lay down and take a nap." - Brett Price, of the Texas Rangers baseball team.

6.15.08 - "I think some alien race went back in time to keep pandas from mating because eventually they take over the world, and people keep trying to fuck it up. Maybe they are from the future; they're some artificial life some 14-year old japanese boy makes and aren't supposed to reproduce. They were probably just a present for his girlfriend." - Matt Shayphr, to Kyle Strickland in response to a panda article.

7.31.08 - "I could be getting crunk and sleeping with floozies right now. Instead I'm here listening to Erika make walrus noises." - Gabe Nash, at the 4th of July party.

8.20.08 - "I skipped class today because a wasp got in my car." - Kyle Strickland

9.06.08 - "I'm gonna hit up Burger King and then take about a hundred showers." - Zach Rice, after a float trip.

10.04.08 - "Aw, man, there's a hole in my shirt. I like this shirt--it says 'Bud Light' on it. And I drink Bud Light." - Josh Floyd, at dodgeball.

11.24.08 - "Detroit has bears moving into abandoned buildings and there are 50,000 murders a day!" - Ricky Feiner

1.01.09 - "I am so drunk and talking!" - Jon Reno, during a float trip.

1.24.09 - "I call the nook between the bed and the wall." - Ricky Feiner, on sleeping arrangements during a dodgeball trip.

2.13.09 - "I am NOT a corpse!" - Erika Beasley, in response to Zach Rice while floating.

3.14.09 - "I don't know why I have to go to birthing class--it's gonna come out one way or another." - My dentist's assistant on attending birthing class.

5.09.09 - "It's like pop-ups on the sidewalk!" - Lacie Hodo-Barber, of beggars on the Loop in St. Louis.