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The
Nameless Rant is a collection of literary contributions from
several contributors that are normally the expressions of
their opinions on some troubling matters, and one of my only
means of expressing myself without feeling bad about offending
someone. My rants usually consist of a combination of old-school
conservative shoving of morals down the throats of others,
common sense (something that people today sorely lack), and
the like. Anyway, here you go...
 July
11, 2006 - Why I Love the MLB All-Star Game - What,
exactly, do "Macho Man" Randy Savage and Hulk Hogan
have to do with Major League Baseball's All-Star Game? You
might be surprised. Read on and hopefully it will make sense.
The Rant
 May
22, 2004 - Driving
in the rain is often dangerous enough as it is, but then these crazies
come out of nowhere and make me want to pull over and cry in a ditch
until the rain stops. I discuss some of the foolish things people
do when it's raining, then praise Ernie Hudson for awhile. The
Rant
 June
27, 2003
- Lucas and I team up in a fit of bitter rage and outcry to inform
web surfers everywhere that the common umbrella is absolutely worthless
unless you're beating somebody up with one or are a supervillain
and have one as your token accessory. Bonus: Lucas sings the oldies!
Okay, that doesn't happen, but... hey, read what we have to say,
if nothing else! The Rant
 March
19, 2003 -
Get your war (protest) on! Regarding the war in Iraq... well, Lucas
doesn't like it one bit, and takes on the role of ranter in his
very thorough and detailed explanation of why the war in Iraq is
not a terribly bright idea. The
Rant
 August
3, 2002 - Obesity is a growing problem (pun most definitely
intended) in America. Caesar Barber attempts to alleviate his fatness
by blaming it on the people who sell him food, proving that America's
growing stupidity may outweigh America's growing gut. The
Rant
 June
18, 2002 (Squawler revisited)
- I like video games, but there are always these bad guys trying
to kill me, and half the time, I don't even know why. In this edition
of Frog of Fortune, I discuss why bad guys do what they do in three
classic arcade games. The Rant
 May
30, 2002 (Squawler revisited) - My Squawler
column was an outlet for the usual bitching and moaning that I normally
occupy myself with. Issue one's column questioned the intelligence
of John Q. Mustardstain based on insane warning labels and dubious
lawsuits.
The Rant
 May
1, 2002 - While the occasional bat child apprehension is your usual
signal of the coming apocalypse, TV also lends a hand from time
to time. Guest ranter James Chiles speaks his mind on the ABC reality
series The Bachelor.
The
Rant
 June
18, 2001 - My brother and I could have become Nazis for
obsessively playing a game featuring Hitler (Bionic Commando, pictured).
Also notice that there is a cuss word in this game (released for
the NES in 1988). For being subjected to such vile content, a lawyer
would probably recommend we sue Capcom, Nintendo, my television,
and some Nazis to boot. Believe it or not, lawsuits like this aren't
even rare anymore. Plus, Frog takes extra time to complain about
the media... again. The Rant
 April
9, 2001 - Frog complains about China's actions in
that whole deal with our spy plane bashing into one of their
planes, Tom Daschle and Dick Gephart's (pictured) tax cut
concerns, and a bunch of other miscellaneous stuff. I found
the worst picture of Gephart I could in an attempt to sway
people to my side. I don't think it worked.
The
Rant
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