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August, 2003

08.25.03 – Now I don’t even remember what this entry was going to be about…

Recent Movies: 40 Days and 40 Nights, Almost Heroes, parts of The Crow, Spaceballs, Toy Soldiers, and Back to the Future
Music: Willie Nelson Super Hits, The Cars Complete Greatest Hits
Literature: Understanding Comics by Scott McCloud, Pumping Irony by Tony Kornheiser
Games: Mega Man 7 (SNES), Side Pocket (Genesis), Zelda: The Wind Waker (GC), Castlevania: Circle of the Moon (GBA)

First of all, and I mean no offense to anyone, but when people park at the fairgrounds/softball field in Altenburg, they don’t do it very well. I’ve been parked in several times, even though there is always plenty of room around that should be utilized in an effort to not park me in.

Now, you must understand… when all the convenient parking spots are filled, people start to park in the actual fairgrounds, where there are lots of trees and other obstacles (including my car, most games). I guess people don’t take that into consideration when they park in there, as cars tend to become pinned between other cars and larger, more unforgiving objects. Buildings and stumps and trees, for example. Anyway, that happened to me (again) last night, so I was just blowing off steam there. Actually, I was able to escape this time with some tight maneuvering and jimmying, but there couldn’t have been more than an inch of available space between a tree, my car, and the rear end of the truck crookedly parked on the treeless side of my car. We lost 17-10.

School was not as bad as I could make it out to be. I only had two classes today, but still. I don’t have a French book yet because they were out (foolish), and I accidentally picked up two of the same CD-ROM for this other class—someone put one from pile A on pile B, and I got two pile A ones as a result. Lousy, irresponsible college kids.

It was blisteringly hot. It’s amazing how much difference an hour can make. I didn’t sweat at all walking from Show-Me Center to Grauel for my 9:00 class, but I drowned both kids sitting next to me in my 10:00 class after walking from Grauel to the Art Building, which aren’t even very far away.

I also saw a ridiculous number of people that I know. I figure it won’t happen again, since it’s a first-day sort of thing. But, it was sort of reassuring, since I can’t make new friends. Seeing Matt Sissom on three separate occasions certainly made my day, however. Except for the time he was gallivanting around with that Sandwich kid. I was quite curt to both of them, though, and I feel I acted appropriately. Arrogant punks. I also saw Tressa (whom I see at school way, way too often), Joe Gibbs (!), Nicole, and numerous other people that I don’t think go to, or associate with anyone that goes to, this site.

In conclusion, school was okay. At least I haven’t had any disturbing dreams, lately.

That’s it for now, I suppose. I’m now penciling the second frame of the next comic strip. Go me! Oh, and I want more than two emails this time. I might one day put comments on the site for everyone else to read, but then again, I might not.


08.17.03 – And one explosive weekend later, it’s all downhill from here…

Recent Movies: Thunderblah!, Die Hard 2
Music: Highwayman Super Hits (Nelson, Cash, Jennings, Kristofferson)
Literature: Understanding Comics by Scott McCloud
Games: Metal Gear Solid 2 (PS2), Metal Gear (NES), Mega Man 2 (NES)

Take good care of it, Tim.

It’s sort of ironic, in a way. River City High School Reunion, consisting of Pat Kennedy, Lucas Walker, Matt Shayphr, Ricky Feiner, Josh, Tim Nicolai and myself, won the big JUDL tournament this week (and played some very fun and exciting games, by the way. Thanks to all seven participating teams!). But now that we have legitimate possession of the Adam D. Morris Cup, it was agreed upon that Tim would take care of it. But that’s okay. A lot more people pass through his house than they do my room. Anyway, I really thought the tournament was great, and seven teams was… well… one more team than I expected. And there were a lot of hard-fought battles, which are exactly what tournaments are all about and why I love them in any sport. I’m already looking forward to the next one.

An all-night editing session and not much sleep later, it was time for the Thunderblah! premiere, which was supposed to be the make-or-break event of the summer. It made summer for me. Even though summer was ultimately much more boring than I was hoping it would be, this weekend alone pretty much made it all worthwhile. And the premiere ended up being everything I had hoped for and more, save for the fact that I am unaware of whether or not Jon Reno is alive as I type this. The guy deserves major credit (I guess Brett does, as well) for sacrificing sleep and their eyeballs for a couple of days to ensure the movie was completed by the scheduled premiere date and time. Anyway, the premiere was a fantastic event, I hear the food was good (thanks Josh and Tim), the crowd was bigger than last year and definitely into it, and I’m sort of bummed that I probably won’t get to see the movie again for awhile on account of the fact that there’s only one copy and I don’t have it. I guess I’ll wait for the DVD just like every other antsy person who wants one. I thought the red carpet thing put on by Katie and Davis and all who helped them was a neat little addition to the premiere, as well.

But now, after all of this, the bum period starts. People are on their way back to school. In the case of the high schoolers, people have already started school (too bad, huh? Poor kids…). However, I am determined to make this year better than last year. Fall semester was especially depressing, so I don’t want another one like it. My problem with school is that, for unknown reasons, I honestly have no urge to make new friends or socialize at all at the place. My state of mind is basically this: “Get in, go to class, get out ASAP.” If I am asked to stick around longer than necessary for academic or social reasons, I get very irritable and frustrated with the whole situation. Don’t get me wrong—if I were to, say, accidentally make a friend (I guess I did that once or twice last year), I wouldn’t have a problem with it, but it’s something I don’t seem to strive for.

I know I’m definitely concerned about this whole thing because I had sort of a disturbing dream last night. I saw a friend of mine at Semo, and this person’s persona and behavior had drastically changed from the person I know right now. When I tried speaking to this person, I barely got a response before being abandoned for some new friends. I woke up then and there and was terribly freaked out by it. I don’t believe anyone has abandoned me or plans to, but I still found the dream genuinely frightening. I think my friends mean more to me than I realize.

But, I think I’ll be optimistic and blame the last two paragraphs on undying loyalty to the friends I already have. Yeah… that sounds nice.

Blake, I beat Metal Gear Solid 2. That ending part didn’t make me almost cry, but it sort of caught me off guard and made me utter an “Oh, man.” The whole game after the virus was taking effect had me seriously weirded out in a good way. I don’t think I liked it better than the first MGS, though.

All right, I’m done. Send me some emails or something if you have comments… I need to put this frog@frog-man.net email address to use…


08.12.03 – Ah, a chance for a lasting impression… this can’t end well…

Recent Movies: The Graduate, Daredevil, Darkman
Music: Simon and Garfunkel’s Greatest Hits, KMFDM (Nihil and Adios), The Minibosses
Literature: Understanding Comics by Scott McCloud
Games: Metal Gear Solid 2 (PS2), Metal Gear (NES)

So I found this thing called the Internet the other day. I had a look around and noticed that these so-called web logs (also known by the seemingly ingenious, but ultimately lame term “blog”) are the big thing today. Therefore, I’m going to try it. Hey, can you blame me? I can’t pump out Nameless Rants frequently enough to please anyone… something about finding pictures and thinking of clever ways to incorporate them into the written work frightens me into simply not doing them. Of course, there will probably be a picture or two with these web log entries, as well, but it’s somehow easier to do. Whatever. Just enjoy it. I’m going to try and avoid depressing you with sad tales, which I will no doubt have a lot of when school starts, but I can’t make any promises.

This time, the villains are more badass.

Thunderblah! premieres in four days (give or take some hours), and every time I watch part of it during our editing sessions, I try to determine how many peoples’ heads will explode when they first see it. Maybe I think a little too much of No Budget, but when it’s finished, I believe we’ll all have something to be proud of.

It would appear there is some sort of dodgeball tournament this week, as well. Motivation slowly builds each time I look at the Adam D. Morris Cup; it’s been sitting in my room for six months now, and my team didn’t even win it at the last tournament. Something must be done about this… I helped make it, but it feels like stolen property sitting on my shelf. Yes, something must be done about this.

If it's on my shelf, it needs to be ours.
In the meantime, I’ve decided to learn to become a normal human being. I realized this must be done the other night at the box social, where Gabe Nash and Ashley Jones apparently liked the shirt I was wearing, to which I responded with several syllables and other basic sounds, but no actual words. It was at this point that I decided something was wrong. I dunno if it’s social anxiety or what, but I sure don’t know how to act around other people. Lots of times I’ll sit down next to someone, greet them, ask them how they’re doing, and then treat them to several of the more awkward moments of their life until one of us gets distracted (I think I do this to Zach Rice fairly often for some reason). And please, don’t ever make me call someone or go through a drive-thru; the results are traditionally disastrous.

I suppose that’s probably enough for my first crack at this. The secret now is to continue to do this on a regular basis… and hopefully at a quicker pace than it takes me to do Chewy Ninja Monkey Bars comic strips (of which I am currently penciling the first frame of the next strip – fast, huh?)

P.S. – Jeremy Shockey is an idiot. If I was hiding behind my robot henchmen at the center of a planet across the galaxy, I would still be afraid to even think about calling Bill Parcells a homo.

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